Be Fair and Start Online Business the Hard Way - Allow me to introduce myself. I am Oliver Junkwagon the second and I like my father before me think it's only fair to do things the hard way. It's a tradition from a long line of Junkwagons. Why would anyone want to do everything the hard way you ask? Well...
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Be Fair and Start Online Business the Hard Way
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Oliver Junkwagon the second and I like my father before me think it's only fair to do things the hard way. It's a tradition from a long line of Junkwagons. Why would anyone want to do everything the hard way you ask? Well, before you finish this article you will be convinced that my way is the only way to do business on the internet.
Have you ever watched the professional pool players? The reason they are so good is they never take the easy shots. Oh no, they always take the most difficult shot on the table. That's how they get so good by taking the hardest shot they can. My dad even made his own balls and cues. So there you have it, proof positive that doing things the easy way isn't any good for doing business online.
What's that you say? Oh I see, you think I'm crazy don't you. You want more proof do you? Ok, you win. But you're only making things harder for me and you know what will happen. I'll get better, that's what.
I don't understand why you would want to do things the easy way anyway. Where's the fun and sport in that? Where's the sportsmanship to the poor millionaires working their butts off the easy way to beat you? It's not nice to interrupt someone vacationing in Anguilla with some unfair attack on their business by doing things the easy way.
For example this one girl is only a teenager and her travel site makes thousands each month! Now I ask you how fair is that? You can bet she feels bad when she picks up her checks and isn't she supposed to have a few hard knocks for crying out loud? However since you insist I'll give you some good advice.
Spend lots of time looking at the get rich quick one page websites that charge big money for web business information. You can get this information for free on my friend Walter's website but please don't do that. It's only fair to pay your dues and spend some of your money. If you do you'll get this awful feeling of guilt from getting an unfair head start.
For sure the one big thing you want to do is invent something new. The wheel is someone else's invention and won't do a thing for your ego. Whatever you do always consult your ego for a go ahead. Do not copy anyone or anything in any way but do everything from scratch. An absolute must is to build your own computer and code your website by hand so you don't have too much time on your hands. Remember that idle hands are the workshop of evil.
Be sure to drink a lot and go to nightclubs and parties. You will have lots of "friends" to help and give you advice. Whatever you do don't go to Google and start entering Keywords of things you are interested in and making lists of things you know something about. Pick something you know nothing about and if it's something that makes you sick then that could be your Niche.You can probably get away with not writing your own operating system and browser like I did but don't go too far with this or you will be cheating.
If you need advice on what people are searching for on the net then ask your best friend or your mother. Be careful of those keyword analyzer type programs and websites because they can cost money and dip into your entertainment account. Try to find a free one if you must cheat this way.
There is one company that supplys everything a person could need to start an online business. They make everything too easy and frankly it just makes me sick! How in the dickens is a person supposed to hold his head up when cheating this way. This is the same company that teenager uses to make her lousy three thousand, oh great, my wife just told me it was more now. That's not fair at all. Everyone should waste some money and do things the hard way!
For inspiration be sure to spend lots of time watching TV. So many great ideas have been removed from TV is why it's called the vast wasteland. If you must do keyword research then use the big words like making money, or girls. Don't bother with the small niche type keywords with only a few thousand searches. That would be unfair.
One big thing you have to be careful about is E-Books on internet business. There are lots of expensive ones and most of these are a fair value and the only ones you should use. Don't even think of reading that free E-Book on my friends website as this would be doing things the easy way and how will you ever get better that way?
I read that excellent free E-Book by accident and felt guilty for months. It's a good thing I had already paid lots of money for the same information. If you must then you could find links to all these things on Walter Minton's website so you can see how unfair they really are. These guys help each other and it's just not fair to us Junkwagons.
Why would you want a completely unfair advantage in starting your business. How do you think you will feel after your site gets more traffic and sales than sites that have been online for years! How will you stand there with a silly grin on your face telling your friends about your (unfair) success? And there's nothing scarier than a successful teenage girl with her hands on her hips.
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